One Day…

One day someone special will be gone.

And on that clear, cold morning,

in the warmth of your bedroom,

you might be struck with

the pain of learning that sometimes

there isn't any more.

No more hugs,

no more lucky moments to celebrate together,

no more phone calls just to chat,

No more "just one minute."

Sometimes, what we care about the most goes away.

Never to return before we can say good-bye,

Say "I Love You."

So while we have it . . .

it's best we love it

and care for it and fix it when it's broken

and take good care of it when it's sick.

This is true for friendships . . .

And children with bad report cards;

And dogs with bad hips;

And aging parents and grandparents.

We keep them because they are worth it,

Because we cherish them!

Some things we keep --

like a best friend who moved away or a classmate we grew up with.

There are just some things that make us happy, No matter what.

Life is important, and so are the people we know.

And so, we keep them.

I Would Have Never Guessed….

What The?

Ok…

No, really, what is that?

Ok, still confused…

AAAAAAh! Scary!

...3 L's … LOVE, LIVE, LIFE

                             … THEN YOU’RE DEAD.  

It takes a lot for us to be good and gracious in a world where the mainstream of thinking runs in the opposite direction. We have but one ticket for a single ride on the earth. Everything we know and all we have come from one another. There are days that are good and there are days that are bad. But the best days are when the sun shines and we feel the heat that lets us know we're alive.  I often find that I miss being relatively close to someone that they could actually say, “You chew too loud!  You’re not allowed to eat chips next to me anymore!” 

LIFE LINES

 

Never under any circumstances take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.

If you have to identify, in one word, the reason why the human race has not achieved, and never will achieve, its full potential, that word would be "meetings".

There is a very fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness".

People who want to share their religious views with you almost never want you to share yours with them.

And when God, who created the entire universe with all of its glories, decides to deliver a message to humanity, He WILL NOT use, as His messenger, a person on cable TV with a bad hairstyle.

You should not confuse your career with your life, because if you have a career that probably means you have no life.  No matter what happens... somebody will find a way to take it too seriously.

Never lick a steak knife.

Take out the fortune before you eat the cookie.

"The one thing that unites all human beings, regardless of age, gender, religion, economic status or ethnic background, is that, deep down inside, we ALL believe that we are above average drivers.

You should never say anything to a woman that even remotely suggests that you think she's pregnant unless you can see an actual baby emerging from her at that moment.